It was a game of Crazy Eights this morning at 7th and Georgina as a Local Matron glided across the street and sidewalk over and over like an ice skater doing figure eights. I couldn't for the life of me figure out why she was doing this. It was probably some sort of exercise, but it looked like she was rehearsing for a part in Ditzy on Ice. "Keep it up!," I cried as I walked by, "You're doing great!" I couldn't help wondering, however, whether she was off her axel ...!