They say it's not easy being green ... and if you don't believe me, just ask the three Green Loons who made the scene this morning at the Potsdamer Platz in Berlin. There I was, minding my own business, on my way to the Starbucks near my hotel with a colleague, when a trio of brightly clad Green Loons came out of nowhere and started babbling at us in German. "What the hell is this?," asked my colleague. "I'm not sure, but I apologize," I replied, "You see, I've come to the conclusion that I am a magnet for loons." Maybe I need to change my cologne ...!