Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Codger ‘put the moves’ on nearly every woman in sight. The Codger, an affable-looking guy in his late ‘60s, wore a bright yellow and black parka which – combined with his Casanova tendencies – made him look like an enormous bumblebee as he flitted and flirted his way across the room. Starlets, businesswomen, baristas … no woman was immune to his charms. “Quick, Marty, get your camera ready,” said Robin, “That guy over there is something else.” His behavior had everyone chuckling, but the Codger had the last laugh. He was last seen sitting with a woman who resembled a supermodel.
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Maybe he is her Daddy or maybe he has lottsa money.
I know his twin brother. Hangs out at our local Starbucks. Known as The Pincher.
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