Saturday, April 7, 2012

RABBIT SEASON ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!



Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Esther Bunny, an attractive young newcomer who hippety hopped her way down 7th Street this morning sporting a hot pink miniskirt, matching sneakers and -- to top it all off -- a hot pink cell phone with bunny ears on top. "Now I've seen everything," I said, "I wonder whether those rabbit ears improve her reception ... in Wonderland, that is." On second thought, she probably has AT&T, in which case all the rabbit ears, whiskers, and cotton tails in the world wouldn't make any difference ...!