A SMOOCH FOR THE POOCH ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was Love at First Bite at 7th and Montana this morning as Barista Tyler was caught canoodling with Louigi the Wonder Dog.  The scene had more romance to it than a Nicholas Sparks novel.  Somehow I don't think this is what Paul Anka had in mind when he called it Puppy Love.  "What I want to know," said Howard, "Is which one's the dog?"  Tyler, unphased, continued showering the pooch with affection.  "Hmmm,"  I said after a while, "Do I detect a whiff of Bestiality?"  But everyone agreed that was going too far.  I guess we'll just have to call it Animal Husbandry ...!