PORN TO BE WILD ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was the dark side of puppy love at 7^th and Montana on Sunday as Louis, the humpy-go-lucky, young Malti-poo, and Gordo, the usually timid rescue dog, vied for each other’s affections:  They took turns humping each other.  “Get a room, you two!,” I cried, but – as usual – they ignored me.  The excitement, among other things, was mounting by the minute until the two were finally separated.  I must say, Gordo’s behavior surprised me.  As for Louis, one might expect better behavior from a pup who was named after Louis Vuitton.  Then, again, rumor has it his middle name is Randy …