Saturday, September 15, 2012
DAMSEL IN 'DIS DRESS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the "Damsel in Dis Dress," a Fashion Half Wit who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning wearing half a dress. For some reason, the blond bombshell tore off the front part of her dress, leaving the back -- a long gray skirt -- to trail behind her like the caboose in a train wreck. I'm not sure what she did with the rest of her ensemble, but something tells me it contained the last shred of her fashion sense ...!