Saturday, September 22, 2012
FLOWER POWER ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
Quick, call the Fashion Police! A fugitive from their most wanted list made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning wearing enough foliage in her hair to start a rain forest. A giant, red plastic flower protruded from her hair like a Bromeliad in the Amazon . "Careful," I thought, approaching from behind, "She might be armed and dangerous. That flower probably squirts seltzer water!" Someone needs to read this woman her Carmen Miranda rights ...!