Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the “Plaid-a-pus,” an Unfortunate Fashion Victim who made the scene at 7th and Montana on Sunday wearing a clashing plaid pair of baggy pajama bottoms and a plaid top that looked like it was designed by Omar the Tent Maker. He sauntered up 7th Street as if it was his own personal catwalk, then – inexplicably – pulled a chair up to the foliage and began communing with nature. “What do you think?,” I asked Joyce, who had called the Plaid-a-Pus to my attention. “It’s … just … unseemly,” she replied. Then, again, she hasn’t seen him on Argyle days …!