THE BEST (P)LAID PLANS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the “Plaid-a-pus,” an Unfortunate Fashion Victim who made the scene at 7^th and Montana  on Sunday wearing a clashing plaid pair of baggy pajama bottoms and a plaid top that looked like it was designed by Omar the Tent Maker.  He sauntered up 7^th Street as if it was his own personal catwalk, then – inexplicably – pulled a chair up to the foliage and began communing with nature.  “What do you think?,” I asked Joyce, who had called the Plaid-a-Pus to my attention.  “It’s … just … unseemly,” she replied.  Then, again, she hasn’t seen him on Argyle days …!