HAIR WE GO, AGAIN ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was a close encounter with Cruella Deville at 7^th and Montana yesterday as a local version of the fur-ocious 101 Dalmatians scoundrel made the scene.  And like her cartoon counterpart, she was obsessed with a local purebred:  Reggie, the Polish Lowland Sheepdog.  “That dog,” she shrieked, “He’s irresistible.  May I pet him …?”  Without waiting for an answer, she began stroking Reggie’s fur.  “So soft,” she cooed, “So luxurious … so lustrous.  It’s everything one would want in a dog’s coat and more!”  I whipped out my Spycam and kept a close eye on her.  “You know,” she told Richard, “His fur would make an excellent sweater!”  “There's an idea,” I muttered, "But wouldn't he make a better throw rug?"  Meanwhile, as for Reggie, he couldn't take his eyes off Cruella.  No doubt he was thinking what a perfect chew toy he could make out of her hair ...!