Sunday, June 25, 2006

"THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE HIM AWAY, HA HA ...!"

Sirens were blaring and tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana today as five police cars and an ambulance showed up to arrest a screaming adolescent.  The demented youth -- who according to reports was on acid -- had offered me $1 Million for my cell phone shortly before authorities removed him from the scene on a stretcher.  No doubt the poor kid was unaware that my cell phone doesn't even have a zoom lens!

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