Thursday, June 22, 2006


Animal activists were aghast this morning on reports that Starbucks coffee is fatal to Brine Shrimp.  According to the man standing in front of me in line at 7th and Montana, tests indicate that a shrimp will die if you drop it into a Starbucks Grande Drip.  By the time I thought to ask him how he came by this information, he was gone ... no doubt to prepare his favorite lunch:  Shrimp in a PETA pocket!

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