O.K., I'll admit it. I'm a chair thief. This morning I lurked in the shadows, just waiting for a poor, unsuspecting couple to turn their backs so I could pounce on one of their chairs. And I almost got away with it, too ("if it hadn't been for those meddling kids ..."). On the other hand, as a certain unmentionable Slumlord once said, "What are they going to do about it ... send me to the Electric Chair?!?"