Saturday, June 10, 2006

CONFESSIONS OF A CHAIR THIEF ...

O.K., I'll admit it.  I'm a chair thief.  This morning I lurked in the shadows, just waiting for a poor, unsuspecting couple to turn their backs so I could pounce on one of their chairs.  And I almost got away with it, too ("if it hadn't been for those meddling kids ...").  On the other hand, as a certain unmentionable Slumlord once said, "What are they going to do about it ... send me to the Electric Chair?!?"

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