HOW AM I DRIVING ...?

"How am I driving?"  That was the question on the bumper of a car (CA License 4HXD091) that arrived with a clunk at 7th and Montana this morning.  The driver, a woman in her early 40's, beached herself on the Island of Lost Auto Parts before pulling out the wrong way onto 7th Street.  Lady, to answer your question, you need driving lessons.  Meanwhile, might I suggest another mode of transportation (Photo #4)?