Saturday, March 10, 2007

MURDER ON PALISADES AVENUE ...!

Speculation abounded this morning in what locals are calling the Case of the Stone Cold OpossumWho exactly left a dead opossum at Howard and Cathy's doorstep?  Was it Our Pal Zoey, found standing over the corpse, licking her chops?  Was it the Notorious "Mr. Parker," known for leaving his unsightly motor home at Goose Egg Park?  Or was it someone else?  Where's Officer Mike when we need him?

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