Saturday, March 24, 2007

INVASION OF THE SCREAMING BANSHEES AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

Head for the hills, folks, the Screaming Banshees invaded 7th and Montana this morning, sending locals scurrying for cover.  The ringleader, seated to the left, seemed intent on regaling us all repeatedly with the details of her encounter with Tom Cruise's mother at a fundraiser.  On a positive note, her ear piercing cackles provided proof positive that Toby the Cocker Spaniel is not completely deaf.

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