Tongues and tails were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as rumors spread that Our Favorite Cocker Spaniel Toby has become tragically addicted to drugs. While it has long been suspected that the happy-go-lucky, "105-year-old" pooch is prone to taking a nip every now and then, sources close to the situation report that he has recently added both Prozak and Xanax to his repertoire. A spokeswoman confirmed that doctors have prescribed both drugs to Toby "for medicinal purposes" but refused to acknowledge any signs of addiction. As for Toby, friends fear that he has turned a deaf ear to the situation. "It's going to take tough love," said one insider. "Toby's obviously wrestling with some fierce inner demons!"
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Toby doesn't look a day over 102...wonder if he's gone under the knife, as so many in Tinseltown have. Considering the drugs he's addicted to, is Toby also suffering from depression as well as alcoholism?? Tough love, indeed...
xoxo ~Myra
Awww...Toby is so cute I just want to hug him and take him home. --Cin
Just remind Toby that cold Turkey is something he has to go through and not eat!
Gaz xxxxx
Ooops sorry about the kisses, I just woke up, it's 5 am and thought I was replying to Cin, who left a message for you before me........... Gaz ;-)
better get him to the priory quick, Beckiexx
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