Another "phoney" celebrity did her best to make an impact on the crowd at 7th and Montana this morning, first crashing her BMW SUV into the Curb from Hell, then holding up traffic while she continued blabbering on her cell phone for all to hear. Eyewitness accounts suggest that the woman -- known to insiders as "Oblivia Newton John" -- seemed entirely oblivious as her tire exploded against the curb with an earth-shattering kaboom. By the time I arrived on the scene, she was still oblivious, chattering away on her cell phone while absent-mindedly backing her SUV into my path. "They never learn," said Our Fearless Parking Lot Manager. "Just talk, talk, talk on the phone." "Yes," I agreed, "Too bad those Protective Pylons have disappeared ...!" 
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Is she deaf or what? She never heard her tyre explode????
Gaz x
"Oblivia"...hahahaa. Yes, bring back the pylons! --Cin
It never ceases to amaze me the connection people have with their cell phones!! What is so important? I've seen people, women mostly, in the grocery store, blabbing away, up and down the aisles, produce, meat counter, toiletries, then they get in the check out line, and the checker asks them a question and they don't hear, still conversing, OBLIVIOUS to anything and anyone around them!! Then the "phoney" forgot that she should have asked for cash back, still talking on the phone, the checker has to oblige, holding up the line...well, you get the picture. Drives me nuts!! Your Starbucks has a Parking Lot Manager??!! Whoa!!
xoxo ~Myra
and it MADE you wish, too, right?
Amde you wish you had a bazooka, didn't it?
I suppose having John travolta hollering in your ear hole would make anyone a bit deaf!Beckeix
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