Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana last weekend as word spread that City Inspector Pat Martin was on the scene, sizing-up the number of real estate signs promoting Open Houses in our neighborhood. "The City Council has me investigating the situation," he said, "There's a chance that these "Open House" signs might need to go." Let me guess, this Marvelous New Initiative is brought to us by the same people who like to strictly regulate the size of our hedges and to use taxpayer dollars to "relocate" the City's Ficus Trees. Why don't they do something useful and impose a ban on Apple Fritters ...?!?