Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as an Artistic Vigilante arrived on the scene with copies of a Homemade Wanted Poster designed to help Authorities nab Our Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief. "Wanted: Paper Thief. Steals the LA and NY Times from Starbucks at 7th and Montana ... Reward," read the Poster-in-Question. Sadly, it had little effect. "Look, there goes the Newspaper Thief," cried Amtech Jeff, pointing at a Gentleman who had just poked his head into Our Favorite Starbucks, reached into the Newspaper Bin and snagged a copy of the L.A. Times before our very eyes. "Nope," I responded, "Wrong thief." Moments later, the right thief arrived, but he, too, seemed unphased, despite the fact that the Artistic Vigilante even placed a copy of the Wanted Poster in the basket of his Getaway Bike. As for me, I can't help wondering why Starbucks doesn't do something about this Constant Shoplifting. Then, again, I guess if they're robbing you blind, you don't care so much about the Daily Newspaper, anymore ...!
6 comments:
no toilet paper in their rest rooms maybe it?
I love the poster! LOL Maybe it will sink in...
be well,
Dawn
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It's a wonder these guys can sleep at night! How cheap can you be?!
Traci
i bet he displays it on his bathroom wall-or knew you were doing this blog and wanted to get it.if so and your reading this you scheming old fart, you better buy a round of coffees! Beckie x
There should be a law against overpriced coffee, Starbucks!! Gee, I haven't been since my all time fav PSL (Pumpkin Spice Latte) went out of season. Oh well, come October, it'll be back...and so will I!
xoxo ~Myra
How about Alan Keys for V.P.? He is conservative, wise, black, and a wonderful man. Come on McCain.
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