Monday, May 5, 2008

MORE THIEVERY AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...

                             

Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as an Artistic Vigilante arrived on the scene with copies of a Homemade Wanted Poster designed to help Authorities nab Our Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief.  "Wanted:  Paper Thief.  Steals the LA and NY Times from Starbucks at 7th and Montana ... Reward," read the Poster-in-Question.  Sadly, it had little effect.  "Look, there goes the Newspaper Thief," cried Amtech Jeff, pointing at a Gentleman who had just poked his head into Our Favorite Starbucks, reached into the Newspaper Bin and snagged a copy of the L.A. Times before our very eyes.  "Nope," I responded, "Wrong thief."  Moments later, the right thief arrived, but he, too, seemed unphased, despite the fact that the Artistic Vigilante even placed a copy of the Wanted Poster in the basket of his Getaway Bike.  As for me, I can't help wondering why Starbucks doesn't do something about this Constant Shoplifting.  Then, again, I guess if they're robbing you blind, you don't care so much about the Daily Newspaper, anymore ...!

6 comments:

garnett109 said...

no toilet paper in their rest rooms maybe it?

princesssaurora said...

I love the poster!  LOL  Maybe it will sink in...

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

deshelestraci said...

It's a wonder these guys can sleep at night!  How cheap can you be?!
Traci

beckiepainton said...

i bet he displays it on his bathroom wall-or knew you were doing this blog and wanted to get it.if so and your reading this you scheming old fart, you better buy a round of coffees! Beckie x

mpnaz58 said...

There should be a law against overpriced coffee, Starbucks!!  Gee, I haven't been since my all time fav PSL (Pumpkin Spice Latte) went out of season.  Oh well, come October, it'll be back...and so will I!
xoxo ~Myra

carolebilld said...

How about Alan Keys for V.P.?    He is conservative, wise, black, and a wonderful man.   Come on  McCain.