Friday, May 2, 2008

BROWBEATEN AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Quick, call the Unibrow Institute:  One of their inmates has escaped and he's raising more than a few eyebrows at 7th and Montana!  The fun began this morning when a man sporting the largest Unibrow I've ever seen walked into Our Favorite Starbucks and ordered a cappuccino.  "Wow," I thought, reaching for my camera, "That's the most impressive Eyebrow I've ever seen."  Just when I was about to get the perfect photo, however, I was caught in the act.  "You're not actually taking a picture of that man's eyebrow, are you?!?," asked one onlooker.  "Of course not," I replied, "I only go for High-Brow Entertainment ...!"

9 comments:

tenyearnap said...

My junior high history teacher had eyebrows like that...and equal amounts sprouting from his ears. This is why "I don't know much about history"...couldn't hear a word he said I was so mesmerized by the wiggling uni-brow. --Cin

garnett109 said...

he can use them for a comb over.

princesssaurora said...

Oh my!  What an eyebrow!  LOL

be well,
Dawn

amy122389 said...

Crikey.....and I thought *I* had seen some serious eyebrows....  LOL

~Amy

rdautumnsage said...

Looks like a Hobbit made it's way to your Starbucks. (Hugs) Indigo

deshelestraci said...

That thing is very impressive!  He could use it as a shelf if necessary!
Traci

mpnaz58 said...

Dang, even the profile view shows its quite bushy!
xoxo ~myra

solace223 said...

My god that would've driven me nuts.  I have this weird thing about eyebrows.  There are times I literally have to stop myself from plucking (with fingernail only) other peoples stray hairs from their eyebrows.  I don't know when this began.  I constantly ask my husband if I can wax, or pluck his.  Maybe I just like causing small amounts of pain to people.  ;)
Jamie

beckiepainton said...

I bet he pulls it down over his eyes at night to go to sleep.Very useful on long flights.Well you gotta look at the plus side when youve got a eyebrow for hair.Beckie x