Quick, call the Unibrow Institute: One of their inmates has escaped and he's raising more than a few eyebrows at 7th and Montana! The fun began this morning when a man sporting the largest Unibrow I've ever seen walked into Our Favorite Starbucks and ordered a cappuccino. "Wow," I thought, reaching for my camera, "That's the most impressive Eyebrow I've ever seen." Just when I was about to get the perfect photo, however, I was caught in the act. "You're not actually taking a picture of that man's eyebrow, are you?!?," asked one onlooker. "Of course not," I replied, "I only go for High-Brow Entertainment ...!"