Quick, call the Unibrow Institute: One of their inmates has escaped and he's raising more than a few eyebrows at 7th and Montana! The fun began this morning when a man sporting the largest Unibrow I've ever seen walked into Our Favorite Starbucks and ordered a cappuccino. "Wow," I thought, reaching for my camera, "That's the most impressive Eyebrow I've ever seen." Just when I was about to get the perfect photo, however, I was caught in the act. "You're not actually taking a picture of that man's eyebrow, are you?!?," asked one onlooker. "Of course not," I replied, "I only go for High-Brow Entertainment ...!"
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My junior high history teacher had eyebrows like that...and equal amounts sprouting from his ears. This is why "I don't know much about history"...couldn't hear a word he said I was so mesmerized by the wiggling uni-brow. --Cin
he can use them for a comb over.
Oh my! What an eyebrow! LOL
be well,
Dawn
Crikey.....and I thought *I* had seen some serious eyebrows.... LOL
~Amy
Looks like a Hobbit made it's way to your Starbucks. (Hugs) Indigo
That thing is very impressive! He could use it as a shelf if necessary!
Traci
Dang, even the profile view shows its quite bushy!
xoxo ~myra
My god that would've driven me nuts. I have this weird thing about eyebrows. There are times I literally have to stop myself from plucking (with fingernail only) other peoples stray hairs from their eyebrows. I don't know when this began. I constantly ask my husband if I can wax, or pluck his. Maybe I just like causing small amounts of pain to people. ;)
Jamie
I bet he pulls it down over his eyes at night to go to sleep.Very useful on long flights.Well you gotta look at the plus side when youve got a eyebrow for hair.Beckie x
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