The Paper Chase was on at 7th and Montana this morning as a Local Newshound, known among insiders as "the Paper Pusher," made the scene. Known for poring through the New York and Los Angeles newspapers each morning -- and leaving them outside, spread across his table when he leaves -- the Paper Pusher gives new meaning to the term Litter Bug, especially on windy mornings. However, he's also doing a Good Deed ... if only we could find someone interested in reading his used newspapers before they scatter to the winds. I know what you're thinking: "This sounds like a job for "The Notorious Newspaper Thief!" The only problem is, we scared the Newspaper Thief away for good last month by placing a "Wanted" poster -- complete with photos of him stealing newspapers from Our Favorite Starbucks -- on his Getaway Bike. Now I feel guilty. Like the Irresponsible Nincompoop who introduced Killer Bees to the Americas, I've upset a Delicate Ecosystem. Just don't tell the Environmental Protection Agency ...!