The Long Arm of the Law arrived on the scene at 7th and Montana this morning, intent on investigating reports of a Mysterious Local Nuisance. "What seems to be the problem, Officer?," I asked, quietly reaching for my Camera Phone. "We've received complaints about an Aggressive Panhandler," he said, "Have you seen anything?" "You just missed him," I responded, "But I have some photos that might interest you. Here he is last week, begging for a cup of coffee ... Here he is on Monday, Laughing Maniacally ... Here's a nice shot of him in repose ..." "That's fine," interrupted the Officer, "I know who he is, we'll keep an eye out." "Good," I responded, "By the way, you might want to try running a Google Search on Jittery Nutcase ...!"