Friday, May 9, 2008

THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

   

The Long Arm of the Law arrived on the scene at 7th and Montana this morning, intent on investigating reports of a Mysterious Local Nuisance.  "What seems to be the problem, Officer?," I asked, quietly reaching for my Camera Phone.  "We've received complaints about an Aggressive Panhandler," he said, "Have you seen anything?"  "You just missed him," I responded, "But I have some photos that might interest you.  Here he is last week, begging for a cup of coffee ... Here he is on Monday, Laughing Maniacally ... Here's a nice shot of him in repose ..."  "That's fine," interrupted the Officer, "I know who he is, we'll keep an eye out."  "Good," I responded, "By the way, you might want to try running a Google Search on Jittery Nutcase ...!"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL - I'm giggling that you have photos of the Local Nuisance........

~Amy

Anonymous said...

Super sleuth, the grande half calf drip detective!

Anonymous said...

go to work for one of those gossip papers

Anonymous said...

I think you need a girlfriend, my friend!  But at least you had physical proof of said nuisance!
Traci

Anonymous said...

Cool I hope the get him... that is really annoying when you are trying to enjoy your morning coffee!

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

Anonymous said...

...and little did that unsuspecting officer know that now he's a star on the web!!
xoxo ~Myra

Anonymous said...

I would have given him my Latte.  I consider aggressive trying to get into my car or my purse.  At least he begs for good coffee. ~Mary

Anonymous said...

LOL, so your crazy photos can do some good!  ;)
Jamie

Anonymous said...

their gonna think your the nutter with all thos pics of random passer by's on your phone lol ;) beckie x