The Long Arm of the Law arrived on the scene at 7th and Montana this morning, intent on investigating reports of a Mysterious Local Nuisance. "What seems to be the problem, Officer?," I asked, quietly reaching for my Camera Phone. "We've received complaints about an Aggressive Panhandler," he said, "Have you seen anything?" "You just missed him," I responded, "But I have some photos that might interest you. Here he is last week, begging for a cup of coffee ... Here he is on Monday, Laughing Maniacally ... Here's a nice shot of him in repose ..." "That's fine," interrupted the Officer, "I know who he is, we'll keep an eye out." "Good," I responded, "By the way, you might want to try running a Google Search on Jittery Nutcase ...!"
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LOL - I'm giggling that you have photos of the Local Nuisance........
~Amy
Super sleuth, the grande half calf drip detective!
go to work for one of those gossip papers
I think you need a girlfriend, my friend! But at least you had physical proof of said nuisance!
Traci
Cool I hope the get him... that is really annoying when you are trying to enjoy your morning coffee!
be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/
...and little did that unsuspecting officer know that now he's a star on the web!!
xoxo ~Myra
I would have given him my Latte. I consider aggressive trying to get into my car or my purse. At least he begs for good coffee. ~Mary
LOL, so your crazy photos can do some good! ;)
Jamie
their gonna think your the nutter with all thos pics of random passer by's on your phone lol ;) beckie x
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