Spring was busting out all over this morning at 7th and Montana ... and if you don't believe me, just ask Mother Nature. She made the scene today in her zippy Mercedes Sportscar, wearing a gown that was so diaphanous she might as well have been going "au naturel." "Good God," said one witness, "She leaves nothing to the imagination." Indeed, anyone looking at the back of her dress could see right through it. "She's not wearing any underwear, unless there's a G-String in there somewhere," noted Bob. I, for one, was thrilled. It's about time they found something to replace Apple Fritters on the menu. Anyone for Hot Cross Buns ...?
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you crack me up! You managed to capture the moment with you camera!
Are you sure it was NOT Lady Gaga?
Too bad for us that you caught her in a shadow. Now we have to use our imaginations.
Now Marty, that was funny! Bad Bad Bad!
You are a bad boy Marty but on the other hand maybe she is the one who is bad.
Marty was she going commando?
I hear diaphanous dresses are coming back in style....i'm all for it!
In this case, I recommend toasted bagels and not hot muffins.
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