Tuesday, February 8, 2011


Who says you can't get something for nothing? Just ask the Attractive Young Woman who made the scene at 7th and Montana yesterday dangling a lost set of keys. "Hey everyone," she cried, "Has anyone lost a set of keys?" One of them seemed to be to a Porsche. Meanwhile, an Anonymous Loon was standing outside trying to get something for nothing from Veronica and Amanda. "Got any money?," he asked. When they told him they couldn't spare any change, he went ballistic. "You are the Devil's Spawn," he screamed so loudly he could be heard a block away, "Everyone here, all of you, are the Devil's Spawn!" He was last seen driving up Pacific Coast Highway in a Porsche ...!