Ladies and Gentlemen, there's a Servite in our midst. At least, I think there is. An Anonymous Newcomer made the scene at 7th and Montana wearing a t-shirt with the word "Servite" on it. "Maybe he's really service-oriented," I speculated, but further research suggests that he might just be a member of a group known as the Servites, a strict religious order of Friars which takes vows of poverty, chastity and obedience. Then, again, what would I know about an order of Friars? I've always preferred Onion Rings ...!