Saturday, February 5, 2011

MAKING HAIRSTORY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


The Fashion Police practically laughed in my face yesterday at 7th and Montana when I tried to report a young man wearing a headband. The man -- an otherwise well-dressed newcomer in his early twenties -- was wearing the kind of plastic headband one normally associates with Hillary Clinton ... 15 years ago. "But officer," I said, "Surely you should issue this guy a citation ... he looks even more ridiculous than Hillary!" But it was no good. I guess in a world filled with zombies in dresses, little old ladies in Lycra stretch pants and fitness nuts in unabomber jackets, a man wearing a plastic headband is hardly worth notice.

3 comments:

Ken Riches said...

Looks like his doo is even meant for that fashion statement.

Paula said...

He does look tame compared to some of your Starbuck's customers.

Anonymous said...

I have butterfly barrettes he can borrow. ~Mary