FROM RUSSIA WITH LOATHE ... !

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Rushin' Russian, the scourge of American Flight #1563 from Los Angeles to San Francisco. He spent the one-hour flight rushing around like a chipmunk with Attention Deficit Disorder. He twitched; He stretched; He opened and closed the window shade again and again; He continuously crossed and uncrossed his legs; He counted his Rubles over and over; and last but not least, he slurped his tomato juice, then dribbled it all over his fake lizard skin sport coat. If you ever find yourself sitting next to him in a plane, I have just one word for you: Nyet!