Ladies and Gentlemen, I've seen the future face of 7th and Montana and, as one might expect, it looks a lot like a loon. A new coffee shop called Primo Passo is opening directly across from Our Favorite Starbucks next month and its mascot -- a man whose face appears on the promotional poster they put up this morning -- looks like he could be Lizzie Borden's soul mate, complete with deep-set, beady eyes and a beard that hangs below his waistline. I, for one, am thrilled. "Just what we need around here," I said, "Another Rasputin look-a-like to liven things up!" As for the coffee, early reports suggest that it will be "high-end," served individually brewed based on micro-roasted, direct trade beans. With any luck, they'll be blog-friendly ...!