In case you're wondering, all the Loons aren't at 7th and Montana. A few of them migrate north for the Winter. Take the Bionic Moron, for example, a would-be Cyborg whose idea of seamlessly integrating technology into his life is to strap a Walkman to his left ear with a bungee cord. A colleague of mine caught up with him yesterday, marching across the Golden Gate Bridge to the beat of a different drummer. "Good God," I said, "If that's where he keeps his Walkman, I don't want to know where he stores his cassette tapes ...!"