Friday, December 9, 2011

A LOON AGAIN, NATURALLY ... AT GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE!




In case you're wondering, all the Loons aren't at 7th and Montana. A few of them migrate north for the Winter. Take the Bionic Moron, for example, a would-be Cyborg whose idea of seamlessly integrating technology into his life is to strap a Walkman to his left ear with a bungee cord. A colleague of mine caught up with him yesterday, marching across the Golden Gate Bridge to the beat of a different drummer. "Good God," I said, "If that's where he keeps his Walkman, I don't want to know where he stores his cassette tapes ...!"

2 comments:

Webster said...

Well, he's obviously one to say, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

Doesn't look very comfortable, though.

Ken Riches said...

Love the city by the bay, hope you can have a sourdough bowl with some chowder down at the wharf!