Sunday, December 25, 2011

YULETIDE FRUITCAKE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!



Yuletide Fruitcake was on the menu today at 7th and Montana, thanks to the arrival of an Anonymous Dingbat who made the scene wearing a hat made out of what looked like a twisted red slinky between two layers of white faux fur. "Sheesh," I muttered, "Either she's getting her fashion advice from Blitzen or she's just plain Blitzed." No one knows exactly what she was up to, but she was last seen heading due North on a white bicycle with a yapping red Pomeranian at the helm ...!


2 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

The dog was most likely saying get me away from this fruitcake.

Hope you had a nice Christmas.

Anonymous said...

Why is this day different from any other day?