Saturday, December 31, 2011


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Mr. Sugarman," the scourge of nutritionists everywhere. Just days after "the Guru" tried to convince the crowd at 7th and Montana that Splenda was worth its weight in gold, Mr. Sugarman made the scene with another objective in mind: to pour as much sugar as humanly possible into his coffee. "Yikes," said Joyce, "That man just poured an entire inch of sugar into his cup." By the time I got my Spycam into position, he had already finished with the sugar and was tasting his concoction. He winced and then, to my surprise, added another inch of sugar. If it's true what they say -- that "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down" -- this guy must be on horse pills ...!


Paula said...

wow he must be a hyper piece of work with all that sugar.

Anonymous said...

What a Great sense of humor you have Marty. Looking forward to more in 2012.

Happy New Year!