Monday, July 2, 2007

WHEEL CRAZY AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

It was just like old times at 7th and Montana this morning as a series of newcomers crashed the party by introducing their vehicles to the "curb from hell" on their way into Our Favorite Parking Lot.  The fun began when an Electrician-in-a-Hurry ran head-on into one of the last remaining protective pylons, flattening it like a pancake in his zeal to grab a cup of coffee.  Minutes later, as if on cue, an elderly gentleman marooned his Lexus in the "Island of Lost Auto Parts."  In unrelated automotive news, a ten-year-old child was spotted today cruising down Sunset Strip in a Blue Acura.  The youth (pictured here wearing dark sunglasses) could barely see over the steering wheel.  Inside sources speculate that he was on his way to 7th and Montana ...!  

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

With driving habits like that, it sounds like Paris!
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard

Anonymous said...

Why is the Electrician NEVER in a hurry when he is charging by the hour? Hmmph. --Cin

Anonymous said...

Beware!!The white van man!!!Beckiexx

Anonymous said...

The coffee must be soooooo good at your Starbucks Marty!
Gaz ;-)