FRITTERING AWAY MY APPETITE AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

It was a sad day at 7th and Montana as word spread that Starbucks has quietly removed the infamous Triple Berry Cobbler Muffins from its menu.  Known for their tragic resemblance to Elephant Man Joseph Merrick, the muffins left an indelible impression among consumers nationwide.  Indeed, they left a nearly permanent stain on the fingers of anyone who touched them.  "I don't know what to say," said one observer.  "I'm blue, but then, again, I'm not!"  Inside sources say that the controversial muffins have been replaced by a new line-up of seasonal pastries ranging from Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins to Apple Fritters.  Unfortunately, the prognosis for the Fritters (pictured here) is not good.  They seem to be suffering from an even more advanced case of Elephantiasis than Joseph Merrick, himself ...!