Monday, September 10, 2007

FRITTERING AWAY MY APPETITE AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

It was a sad day at 7th and Montana as word spread that Starbucks has quietly removed the infamous Triple Berry Cobbler Muffins from its menu.  Known for their tragic resemblance to Elephant Man Joseph Merrick, the muffins left an indelible impression among consumers nationwide.  Indeed, they left a nearly permanent stain on the fingers of anyone who touched them.  "I don't know what to say," said one observer.  "I'm blue, but then, again, I'm not!"  Inside sources say that the controversial muffins have been replaced by a new line-up of seasonal pastries ranging from Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins to Apple Fritters.  Unfortunately, the prognosis for the Fritters (pictured here) is not good.  They seem to be suffering from an even more advanced case of Elephantiasis than Joseph Merrick, himself ...!

4 comments:

tenyearnap said...

How can they make a fritter look just like a pile of s**t? I think I'll pass on that, but I have heard that the Pumpkin Spice latte is good. --Cin

gazker said...

I think I did one like that about 7.30 this morning! Are they having a larf or what?

Gaz ;-)

cnstarsbabee said...

Pumpkin cream cheese muffins mmmmmmmm....Oh how that just sounds so October/November fall-ish...SEND ME ONE!!! Hhehehe kidding of course hehehee
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beckiepainton said...

it does resemble something that you scrape off the bottom of your shoe! Beckie x