Ever wonder how they get Superstar Celebrities to appear on Schlocky TV shows? Our Friendly Neighborhood Titans of Tinseltown Rob and Mark have the answer. Evidently, producers all over town scour the supermarket tabloids every week in an effort to find celebrities whose marriages are on the rocks. The higher the alimony payments, the more "receptive" an actor will be to appearing on just about anything. If this week's "National Enquirer" is any indication, we're in for a real treat. Apparently, both Cooking Whiz Rachael Ray and TV Host Dr. Phil are headed for Divorce Court. I, for one, would love to see the two of them team-up professionally. How about a TV series: "The New Adventures of Bonnie and Clyde ...?"