Monday, September 3, 2007

NEW RECIPES AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

     

Tongues were wagging this morning at 7th and Montana as word spread that Our Favorite Starbucks is testing a new recipe for Blueberry Muffins.  Could it be that the so-called "Merrick Muffins" -- named for world famous "Elephant Man" Joseph Merrick -- have been quietly retired?  I would have asked the New Barista on duty today, but -- according to one witness -- she took an instant dislike to me.  "She's really mad at you," said my neighbor Greg, who was standing behind me in line.  "She's upset that you were taking pictures of the muffins."  After listening to Greg's description of her behavior, I can only conclude that this New Barista needs a New Recipe for customer service.  Stay tuned for continuing reports on her progress ...!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think John has a brother! As for the new Barrista.......... Make her eat one and see if she survives!.......... Evil laugh
Gaz ;-)

Anonymous said...

Maybe she is a criminal in a barista disguise and is afraid if her picture gets out there, she'll be exposed, LOL!  You never said, how were the new BBs?

Anonymous said...

Next she'll scream, "NO MUFFIN FOR YOU!" --Cin

Anonymous said...

I truly dislike rude barista's...though I've encountered very few!  Either Starbucks weeds them out thoroughly, or they go through some extreme customer service tactics!!  Hmmm...love blueberry muffins!
xoxo ~Myra

Anonymous said...

No more Food of the God's muffins?  Unfair.
~Mary

Anonymous said...

what is it with all the misery guts around ?? must be something in the air! beckiex