The Monstrosity Under Construction at 7th and San Vicente cemented its place in neighborhood history today with the addition of layer after layer of Stucco. As feared, the home -- known to insiders as "Casa del Bozo" for its zig-zagging walls, triangular windows and sharp, unsightly angles -- is fast becoming a local eyesore. "What the Hell are they thinking?" asked one spectator. "I don't know," I replied, "but look on the bright side. All that Stucco makes the Mottled Metal on top look good ...!"