Heads were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Oaf placed an unusual pastry order. "I'd like a slice of Lemon Loaf," he said, "And can you make it Extra Dry?" After a brief, pregnant pause, the woman behind the counter replied, "Our Lemon Loaf is freshly baked and, unfortunately, it's moist. It doesn't come any other way." "Well," said the customer, unperturbed, "Perhaps you can take a hair dryer to it!" In the end, he settled for a slice of Semi-Dry Pumpkin Loaf. "What can I say," he explained, "I like my pastry Extra Flakey." I guess it's true what they say: You are What You Eat ...!