Tuesday, September 25, 2007

THE ONE-EYED BANDIT AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Head for the hills, folks!  A Mysterious One-Eyed Bandit made the scene today at 7th and Montana and it looks like he's fixin' to take over this One-Horse Town.  The fun began when the Bandit-in-Question -- a deranged cross between Billy the Kid and Captain Kidd -- strolled nonchalantly into Our Favorite Starbucks for a Decaf Espresso.  While the crowd gaped in astonishment, the Bandit muttered to himself in increasingly agitated tones.  "That's it," I said, knowing when to make an exit, "I'm getting the Hell out of Dodge!"  Where's our Octogenarian Security Guard when we need him?!?

6 comments:

cnstarsbabee said...

Hahaha a bandit that looks like he walked into the wrong sort of saloon hehehe hope he chose decaf!...smiles...
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gazker said...

Is that Freddie Kruger?
Gaz ;-)

beckiepainton said...

looks like an extra from dawn of the dead, gruesome! beckie x

acoward15 said...

Looks like an extra from The Hills Have Eyes.

princesssaurora said...

Wow... he's a bit of an odd ball huh?

be well,
Dawn

tenyearnap said...

Is he POSING for that photo? --Cin