Monday, February 11, 2008

ARF, ARF, BARF ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Silver," an Alaskan Husky mix whose Barf is worse than his Bite.  Shortly after arriving on the scene with two women this morning, Silver began gobbling up the flowers in front of Our Favorite Starbucks and regurgitating them all over the sidewalk.  At first, I tried to be polite.  "Watch your step," I said loudly, "It looks like we have a sick dog on our hands."  The women ignored me.  Then, I tried to be more blunt.  "Look out," I warned several passersby, "Some people aren't taking very good care of their dog."  Finally, I took a direct approach.  "Excuse me," I said, approaching the Women-in-Question, "Your dog is throwing-up profusely."  "I know," responded one of the women from her Island of Puke, "He does this all the time ... he really shouldn't be eating the flowers."  Frankly, the incident left a bad taste in my mouth.  What will they say when Poor Silver ends up "pushing up daisies" after overdosing on them ...?!?

11 comments:

gazker said...

Are you sure he hadn't eaten an apple fritter?
Gaz ;-)

bvaneps834 said...

Did they ever clean up after the poor dog??Some people shouldn't have pets!!

susansophia said...

Poor Silver's name should be changed to "Chunder".  And his owner's name should be changed to "Crass Cass"...accidents happen (human/animal) but cleaning up after is a requisite!  

frankandmary said...

Darn. It. Gaz stole my line.  I'll have to get here sooner next time :-) ~Mary

kattytrick said...

Purhaps he is actually owned by a used car salesman and helps with his adds to sell...Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuicks!

rdautumnsage said...

Nothing irks me more than to see irresponsible pet owners. If he shouldn't have been eating the flowers, why wasn't she stopping him? What does that say about her that she sits amongst it without a thought to how disgusting it is. Definitely off putting....Thanks Gaz and Mary I doubt I'm going to be eating an apple fritter any time soon (winks)...(Hugs) Indigo

stupidsheetguy said...

Thank God he wasn't moving stuff out the other end with that moron as an owner. You ought to send her to Clue Town to wise up a little. So wrong.

But you did get me started laughing with the "barf is worse than his bite" remark!

deshelestraci said...

Morons!  Give me the dog.  By the way.  I wish you had gotten his head in the shot.  That is the most gorgeous dog I have seen in a long time!  But he's not long for this world.
Traci

beckiepainton said...

Hey tell that woman shes a complete pillok and doesnt deserve a wonderful dog like that.Mind you my son shoved a fish finger in the parrot cage last night, beckie x hope theres lots of love in the air 2morrow.Happy V Day;)

Anonymous said...

Yes, quite

Anonymous said...

In my opinion, it is error.