Love was in the air today at 7th and Montana as Barista Trina revealed that she's pregnant. A Bouncing Baby Barista is expected this Spring! In related news, Susan announced that Sophia, Our Favorite Australian Bearded Dragon, has recently laid a clutch of 40 eggs. But don't count on hearing the Pitter Patter of little claws just yet. The eggs -- which according to Susan resembled a cluster of Chocolate Covered Almonds -- were unfertilized. "Sophia is still a Virgin Queen," said Susan, proudly. Meanwhile, at least for the time being, if I were you, I wouldn't accept any Chocolate Covered Almonds from Susan. Happy Valentine's Day, everyone ...!
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Marty...the eggs were white! Their SIZE was that of chocolate covered almonds. For those of you who have seen the Virgin Queen Sophia, it's amazing that her little body produced such prodigious egg volume. Methinks Trina will be relating to this concept in the not-to-distant future. Congratulations Trina! Susan
P.S.--hmmm, Marty, perhaps caution should be exercised where proffered yogurt- covered almonds are concerned :))~
At nearly 50, this old Homo, don't know many virgin Queens!
Gaz ;-)
oh the comments are as funny as the entry tonight! Barista looks sooo young. Best of luck to her.
Traci
Hey, eggs are eggs damnit. lol
Jamie
Virgin Queen Chocolate Covered Almond Latte.
I'd buy that. ~Mary
congratulatons all round then, to the fertalised and unfertalised kind;) beckie x
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