Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Mr. Obvious, the latest newcomer on the scene at 7th and Montana. While I don't know Mr. Obvious personally, at first I was convinced he was talking to me this morning when he walked right up to me and said loudly, "Either he's going to do something, or he's not." Just as I was preparing to agree wholeheartedly (afterall, what is there to disagree with?), it became clear that he was talking to someone else through an almost invisible microphone sticking out of his right ear. "Like I said," he repeated, "Either he's going to do something, or he's not." At the risk of stating the Obvious, it's getting harder and harder lately to tell the people who talk into wireless mouthpieces apart from Babbling Psychopaths. I'd point this out to Mr. Obvious, but something tells me he'd either listen or he wouldn't ...!