Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Handmaiden, a Mysterious, Hooded Creature who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning intent on shielding herself from view. Every time anyone looked in her direction, she lifted her left hand to cover her face like a celebrity avoiding the Paparazzi. "Gee," I thought, "It's almost as if she thinks she's being watched. How Paranoid can you get?!?" If you zoom-in on the photo I took when she wasn't looking, you'll see that the Handmaiden was munching on a snack when she left Starbucks. Rumor has it she's partial to Finger Food ...!