Friday, July 3, 2009

STICKY FINGERS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


The Fireworks came early at 7th and Montana this morning as The Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief once again dipped his sticky fingers into the newspaper bin and walked away with a "free" copy of The Los Angeles Times. "Stop, thief!," I cried, "You're not going to get away with it this time!" But, of course, he did. "Have you no shame?!?," I continued, "You disgust me!" He looked at the newspaper in his hand, then he looked at me quizzically -- as if to say "I just can't help myself" -- and darted out the door. Who knows ... maybe he suffers from a new form of Tactile Tourette Syndrome!

6 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Shame he did not get stuck in the door jam as he darted :o)

emikk said...

I have heard the song: "the girl can't help it"..now we may have the male equivalent!

Beth said...

I cannot believe the guy continues to do this. He is nothing but a THIEF. Shame on him!

garnett109 said...

I keep Telling you Marty paper train that dawg

Joann said...

WHAT A CREEP!! Starbucks will need SECURITY pretty soon!!

Indigo said...

At first I thought he didn't know better. But actually being confronted and still taking it. He's a thief! (Hugs)Indigo