Friday, July 31, 2009
THE CONEHEADS ARE COMING ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!
The Rumor Mill was working overtime at 7th and Montana this morning as work neared completion on the whimsical new home under construction on Georgina Avenue. At first, like many others, I thought the architect was inspired by a Coffee Grinder. Now, however, it has become clear that something more sinister is at play. A glowing presence resembling a Giant, Halogen Amoeba has taken up residence in the entryway and the light emanating from its nucleus can be seen from a block away. Who would commission something like this? Here's a hint: They come from the Planet Remulak, they answer to the names Beldar and Prymaat and, if asked, they'll say "We're from France." I haven't met them yet, but something tells me their dog made the scene at Our Favorite Starbucks a few days ago ... !