Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as work neared completion on the Interesting New Home under construction on Georgina Avenue. Not since Opening Day at the "monstrosity" otherwise known as Casa del Bozo has one home meant so much to so few. "It's outrageous," said one woman who was up early, walking her dog, "It looks like a Giant Coffee Grinder." Indeed, the focal point of the new home is a larger-than-life, glass cylinder. "And what's with the Golden Gates?," she continued, "Isn't all that gold a bit over the top?!?" "Not at all," I replied, "They're making a statement. This isn't just any Coffee Grinder. It's the Deluxe Model, complete with Gold Filters!" Rumor has it the home has been commissioned as a Love Nest for Mr. Coffee and Mrs. Olsen.