It was Many Happy Returns at 7th and Montana today as Ace Photographer Kovar made the scene fresh from a business trip to Roswell, New Mexico. What kind of business could Kovar have in the UFO capital of the world? That, my friends, is Strictly Classified ... but rumor has it the trip will be well-documented on Explore.org. Naturally, I pressed Kovar for details. "You can tell me," I began, "Did you see any Little Green Men?" "No," he replied, "It was just a small town in the middle of nowhere. A lot of the shops had been shut down." "So, you're telling me there was no sign of Aliens?," I continued, "Surely you don't mean to say ... err ... wait a minute ...!" A man resembling a cross between Chewbacca the Wookie and Grizzly Adams walked by guzzling a Grande Americano. "Forget it," I said, "Who needs Roswell, anyway ...?!?"